Monday, January 7, 2008

This is Why I didnt take up GRE !!!!!


A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT
: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT
: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT
: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT
: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT
: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT
: Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON
: A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT
: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT
: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT
: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT
: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON
: There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT
: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON
: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT
: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT
: Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON
: He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT
: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON
: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT
: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON
: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT
: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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